{"product_id":"wood-acrylic-plant-stake-all-my-friends-are-dead","title":"Wood \u0026 Acrylic Plant Stake - All My Friends Are Dead","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome plant parents grow thriving jungles. Others leave behind a trail of tiny botanical tragedies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMaybe it’s the friend who forgets to water until the leaves start dropping. Maybe it’s the family member whose newest plant has everyone quietly taking bets. Or perhaps it’s the black-thumb gardener who keeps bringing home greenery despite considerable evidence to the contrary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe dimensional acrylic tombstone gives the natural maple stake a perfectly dark little punchline for their latest horticultural casualty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGive your favourite plant killer something worthy of the graveyard they’re accidentally building.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHandcrafted in Canada from 1\/8\" natural maple with layered acrylic. Measures approximately 2.5\" × 5\".\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Creative Calling","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53794976923942,"sku":"PS-001","price":14.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1034\/8694\/7622\/files\/acrylic-headstone-plant-stake-all-friends-are-dead-hero-shot.jpg?v=1788226893","url":"https:\/\/creativecalling.ca\/products\/wood-acrylic-plant-stake-all-my-friends-are-dead","provider":"Creative Calling","version":"1.0","type":"link"}